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Rants, yeah, usually just rants about stupid people. Occasional posts about myself or my friends and/or life.

4.30.2006

Cause I'm Bored

Name and Nicknames?: Steven but most of my friends call me Steve.
SN?: Not tellin'.
Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Can't say I would. I like Michigan, a BLUE state :).
When and Where were you born?: 8/15 in Midland
Fave song?: Currently: Mike Doughty - Madaline and Nine. All-time: Alkaline Trio - This Is Getting Over You
Have you ever been arrested?: Nope.
Do you think youre funny?: Heck yea.
Ever snuck out?: Nope, my parents usually let me do anything I wanted. I wasn't a very crazy or outgoing kid growing up.
Shoe size?: 11 or 11.5
Have a cell phone?: Yeah
Have braces?: Nope
Wear black eyeliner?: No
Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Lefty for most things that require precision. Righty for most sports.
Single or taken?: Taken
Siblings?: One older sister
Do you write in cursive or print? What is cursive?
School name? mascot? colors?: MSU, sparty, green and white
Do you have a crush on someone?: I guess you could call it a crush.
Do you do your own laundry?: Yes, even though its wicked expensive
Do you believe in yourself?: Usually
Do you go to the tanner?: No
Believe in love at first sight?: Not usually
Believe everything happens for a reason?: Pretty much
Do you pray?: No
Are you a good friend?: I try to be, but I usually fail miserably.
Like to talk on the phone?: No, but my relationship requires it.
Dream in color?: I might, but I couldn't tell you for sure.
Type with your fingers on homerow?: Yes
Whats the weather like right now?: Overcast and mid 40s
Do you do well in school?: I DID do well is school... I'm out now.
Do you try your hardest?: Usually
Never give up?: Depends on the situation, but usually no.
Tell the truth?: Most of the time
Laugh a lot?: Sometimes I think I laugh too much and people think I'm weird because of it. I sometimes laugh in the bathroom at work. People at work are very odd.
Wear Abercrombie?: No, I don't buy pants with holes and that fall apart in a year.
Have any piercings?: No.
Play any sports?: Golf, basketball.
Wear makeup?: No.
Last time you cried?: Probably 6 months to a year ago.
Have a job?: Yea
Whats ur middle name?: Charles
What shampoo?: Cheapest shit I can find - Suave
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: Ability to focus
Do you believe in miracles?: Not really
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Oh yea, love it.
Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?: When I was little and had to go with my mom.
Have you ever USED the opposite sex's bathroom? No
Can you make change for a dollar right now?: Yep
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: No
Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?: Bah, no.
McDonalds or BK? Neither thanks to Supersize Me
Have u ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?: No
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla usually
Pepsi or Coke?: Water
Pink or blue?: Blue
Sunrise or sunset?: Sunrise
Skiing or Snowboarding?: Snowboarding for sure
Summer or Winter?: Depends. When I get to snowboard, I love winter. But, for the most part I like Summer.
Silver or gold?: Silver
Diamond or pearl?: Diamond
Football or soccer?: Golf
Have you ever broken a bone?: No
Do you hate anyone?: Not really... well, then again, Pres. Bush sucks a big one.
Do you wear any rings?: One
1st kiss?: Stolen by the girl that kissed every guy in 7th grade
Do you have a car? Can you drive?: 1996 Ford Contour
Ever drank?: Um, I went to MSU... of course I can drink
Ever smoked?: Yea...
The best candy ever?: Skittles
Plan to go to college?: Why are there so many questions about stuff like this? I am DONE!
Do you wish on stars?: If I could get on one, maybe I'd wish.. maybe I wouldn't.
Whats ur bedtime?: Usually before anyone elses.
Played truth or dare before?: Yea
Biggest fear?: Needles
Have you ever cheated on a test?: Nah
Do you like bad girls or a good girls better?: Good girls
Ever been to camp?: a LONG time ago.
Gone a week without shaving?: Yea
Driven with a 16 year old?: Yea
What do you wanna be when you grow up?: A family man.
Ever stayed up all night?: Yea, I did it for a job in college.
Ever broken something valuable?: My damn palm pilot
Pool or hot tub?: Pool
Last time you gave/got a hug?: Today
Do you have glasses/contacts?: No
Would you rather be loved by someone and not love them back or love someone and them not love you back?: Too tough, I don't know
Last time you really screamed?: Never screamed
Have you ever ran a mile?: Ran 3.1 today at the Lansing Race for a Cure
Do you think youre attractive?: Not particularly.

4.28.2006

Really Lettin' the Pot Brew

Reggae Fest anyone? Um, Shea!

4.16.2006

Hello Shitty

Check out the band Bayside. Its worth your time.

4.09.2006

Gobble Gobble

OK, this guy is hilarious.

4.08.2006

Wannabe

This is dedicated to the wannabe Advertisers of the world:



Jeep Liberty: "Sororities - join us at Jeep Owners Worldwide and pretend to off-road like the rest us!"


I really do find it quite humorous how Jeep is producing it's newest vehicle, which is strictly for use on-road. For the past 25 years the Jeep name has been the face of off-road lifestyle and freedom. Now, Jeep is producing a car limited to the road, one which will no longer have to endure the gruling Appalachian Pass like the rest of the Jeep models have had to do for Jeep's entire existance. Wow Chrystler, way to fuck it up.

4.06.2006

Not My President.....

I recently watched an interview with Johnny Van Zant (former member of Lynyrd Skynyrd and now complete joke - as if he wasn't already) on Larry King Live. Anyways, let me summarize his opinion of the President. He basically didn't say he agreed or disagreed with any of the President's positions on much of anything. This makes me think he really doesn't pay much attention to politics at all. Anyways, he thought it was necessary to support our troops 100%. He also thought that everyone in America should support our President. As if disliking our President was horrible and should be punishable by law or something. Anyways, getting to my point......

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt.

4.04.2006

Yoink!

Stole this from Linda - pretty damn funny. Stupid Americans.

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels, I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.